you're a dork

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clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?


sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing


I’m not a morning person

or a night time person

I don’t think I’m even a person 

(Source: noyuck)


unconflated:

that moment when you mess up a word so often it becomes a default auto correct


urbanfuck:

online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days